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ALIEN VS PREDATOR - Still as terrifying as it has ever been ...


TAGS: alien vs predator classic terriying
Rating: 4.29/5

More motifakes by Budog

Dragonfyre - February 21, 2012, 10:03 am
I had this poster, it was in a ET Record...
OmegaReaper - February 13, 2012, 9:37 am
I thing the creepy and the ugly looking one is the alien and the guy with big eyes is the predator.... killing the creepy looking guy :P
Iconoclast - February 10, 2012, 3:12 pm
I'm confused. Which is the Alien and which is the Predator. :-)


THOUGHTS - The Only Reason Some People Get Lost in Thought Is Because It Is Unfamiliar Territory...


TAGS: thought lost unfamiliar territory
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by Rick69

natsumerio - January 14, 2012, 4:00 pm
Logic isn't EVERYBODY'S strong point, Mr Spock.
Weatherlawyer - January 12, 2012, 10:24 pm
What if you thought your ancestors f***ed monkeys?
Rick69 - January 1, 2012, 12:24 am
That is true, "Faith without a base is as good as anybody's guess". Thus I believe healthy amount of curiosity and understanding is key; especially when it comes to religion.
CloudchaserS - December 31, 2011, 11:41 pm
That would explain a lot of the religious folks who go through life believing everything their religious leader of choice tells them without ever questioning him/her


FOUND NEVERMORE -


TAGS: internet error404 depraven
Rating: 4.84/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

FatherTyme - November 21, 2012, 8:38 pm
5 mouse clicks for my friend. Nice spin on a timeless classic... RL the question begs, James Earl Jones or Morgan Freeman
ughomer - November 19, 2012, 8:30 am
RL hits the jackpot on this one 5L
TheOne - November 15, 2012, 9:41 pm
You broke my funny bone. 6L.
MissPriss - November 8, 2012, 5:44 pm
I hate when that happens! It's the shi...hold up..I mean on some sites I use.....clean ones.....how to use your new swiffer...no p***...bad p***....anyhow 5L my friend.
falloutghoul - November 6, 2012, 6:26 pm
I'm 5ing and faving this.
spacedog - November 6, 2012, 10:05 am
This is hilarious RL!
Greeny - November 6, 2012, 5:18 am
Classic!
GaryO - November 5, 2012, 10:05 pm
Killer one RL.Love it!
Reality Lord - November 5, 2012, 9:24 pm

i can't help reading this in the voice of james earl jones...the simpsons episode i think.


TERRORIST POEM - Roses are red, Violets are blue love me today ...or I KEEL YOU!!!


TAGS: achmed the dead terrorist
Rating: 3.15/5

More motifakes by Vitek

Fatt Matt - December 9, 2009, 12:39 pm
Can a guy who's whole act is puppets be considered a tremendous performer?
lou - December 8, 2009, 11:03 pm
I think Jeff Dunham is a tremendous performer in a unappreciated art. But, I don't get why the Achmed act is so popular, I think Jeff should've played it with always having an attitude towards the terrorist scum... you won't see people in NYC laughin atit


GIRLS -


TAGS: miranda kerr ducks duckface
Rating: 4.37/5

More motifakes by darthvader

GaryO - April 10, 2012, 8:19 am
Lol, Sho
Sho - April 10, 2012, 12:56 am
Po5ers


BOO -




ISLAM -


TAGS: islam religion terrorism
Rating: 3.76/5

More motifakes by dhalsim

zoomer296 - January 14, 2013, 10:16 pm
I think buddhism is the most peaceful religion. (I don't know of any wars in the name of buddha.)
ReligiousWar - September 24, 2012, 5:33 am
Aww. How sweet. Allahu Akbar!!
narin - April 8, 2010, 8:56 pm
Spot ON!
00 - June 18, 2009, 9:55 pm
d***it! Don't you recognize an Easter pageant when you see it?


COMMON WORD ERRORS -


TAGS: poster rejection word errors
Rating: 4.77/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 22, 2013, 2:22 am
Seen something similar in the book "9 Reasons to Punch a Dolphin." They gave some interesting/humorous examples to remember these grammatical rules. I highly recommended that book, bwahahaha!


TO ERR IS HUMAN - To blame it on someone else shows management potential


TAGS: err human blame management potential
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by Budog

Reality Lord - January 12, 2012, 5:33 pm

n1 dubog
Zetmonk - January 12, 2012, 8:45 am
Hah, nice! Very clever mister!


THE USRSF CODE NAMED: "BUBBA" -


TAGS: my advice to the terrorists is don t run for the hills
Rating: 4.15/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

R.S.Jake - April 14, 2010, 10:54 am
USRSF was a great idea, but typical burocratic red ***e...soon after I joined, they put the mission on indefinate hold...something about migration patterns and over-thinning the herds. Whatever! I just want a trophy mount for the bathroom!
booger13 - April 1, 2010, 9:05 am
guilty on all counts , i wonder tho how much of a terrorist will be left after they get done ... whoops never mind ! IDFC ^__^
Treehodger - November 15, 2009, 3:13 pm
Finnish Lahti Model L 39 20 mm... You got to love Google. XD Resembled the PKM, so I typed it in and found the true name of this bad boy. Now I want one. Thank God for Christmas!
boeweizer - November 13, 2009, 4:22 am
i dont use ph**shop i use mspaint if ur good with paint u dont need ph**o shop
Donny Donowitz - November 12, 2009, 8:50 pm
@Jared, I did it with Nancy Pelosi and didn't use ph**oshop...
lazyboredom - November 12, 2009, 8:23 pm
it let me change to Lazyboredom the first time i posted but it changed to my name this time... weird
DreMagnum - November 12, 2009, 8:21 pm
You dont need ph**oshop to make good posters
boeweizer - November 12, 2009, 7:19 am
you say anti tank rifle i say bfg
Ed-Hyde - November 12, 2009, 7:16 am
I think that is actually an anti tank rifle from WW2.
boeweizer - November 12, 2009, 2:35 am
they are elite bc they know their weapons
Sean - November 12, 2009, 1:51 am
Sorry Bone, but you lost me at "elite" ... and by that I mean I nearly choked on my brie.
boeweizer - November 12, 2009, 1:48 am
if only they really did that. yeah that be nice
Hippopotosaurus - November 11, 2009, 9:21 pm
5L's i love it. probably because its true also.
spacedog - November 11, 2009, 8:42 pm
Nice one Bone. 5Ls
omnia - November 11, 2009, 6:54 pm
instead of dale earnhardt you could also use stevie ray vaughan. think that would get the killing juices flowing to.
MrRandom - November 11, 2009, 5:38 pm
When isn't he?
Wheels - November 11, 2009, 5:36 pm
the Bone is on a roll
Produceman117 - November 11, 2009, 5:25 pm
Nice one, Bone.
DreMagnum - November 11, 2009, 5:17 pm
Same pic as one of my old crappy ones, but much better result. Great poster bone
BoneCD - November 11, 2009, 5:10 pm
thanks guys...
CANADA - November 11, 2009, 4:58 pm
LMFAO!!!!!! 5LIONS!
rerun - November 11, 2009, 4:04 pm

this is so true. 5L


LOBSTERS - really don't want to be boiled alive and eaten... But they're just being shellfish.




EMOTIONAL TURMOIL - The only thing you should feel when shooting terrorists is recoil.


TAGS: army soldier sniper terrorist gun rifle scope
Rating: 3.5/5

More motifakes by north star

rerun - March 30, 2010, 9:42 pm

proof needed that it really is you...and if it is you, thank you for serving
curraheemp - March 30, 2010, 9:39 pm
this picture is actually taken of me when i was in the army in iraq in 2006 i never killed anyone that didnt desrve it im also 80% disabled for fighting in iraq and afghanistan so im glad u sit there and run your mouth because your paying me
grumpydog31 - November 13, 2009, 10:31 pm
skunkrider(i mean ***klicker),grow a pair of balls and thank a soldier for giving you the freedom to say bull**** like that.we risk all to give you that right.
Bartimaeus - November 13, 2009, 9:23 pm
Yeah, but it still makes for a good act. Waka! Waka! Waka! *crickets*
WTFO - November 13, 2009, 9:19 pm
Good on ya, Bart. You're definitely a stand-up guy (that's different than a stand-up comedian).
Bartimaeus - November 13, 2009, 8:00 pm
reproach. I know too many servicemen to let that **** fly.
Bartimaeus - November 13, 2009, 7:59 pm
I hate people like that. It's not a matter of politics; we should all feel empathy and TRY to understand what these guys are going through. If ****heads must hate, they should hate the mission...the men, with their commitment and bravery, are beyond
WTFO - November 13, 2009, 7:56 pm
BTW, this is an old poster that has been in my office for about a year now. What strikes me is how young that soldier is. Looks barely old enough to shave, yet is braver than most men twice his age. I hope he stays safe.
WTFO - November 13, 2009, 7:54 pm
Bart, I don't expect someone like that to respect anything or anyone. I'll settle for silence.
Bartimaeus - November 13, 2009, 7:46 pm
are going through HELL. The LEAST they have earned is the respect of a lowly a**hole like you. Have a nice f***ing day!
Bartimaeus - November 13, 2009, 7:45 pm
Did this m**********r (also known as skunkdiver) just say he wishes PTSD on the soldiers? He wishes for them to go through that pain? I don't give two ****s if you support the war or not, you NEVER disparage a soldier. These guys have left there homes and
BoneCD - November 13, 2009, 7:28 pm
Clarification...skunkrider is the dh
BoneCD - November 13, 2009, 7:27 pm
What WTFO & LD said...man what a ***khead!
WTFO - November 13, 2009, 7:23 pm
SR, your disgusting opinions and hatred for those who risk their lives to defend freedom show that you are the lowest form of life around. Right there with Maj Hasan. That is all.
LogicDude - November 13, 2009, 2:17 pm
I can only hope you have a beard!
skunkrider - November 13, 2009, 3:18 am
Yeah, as if US soldiers were actually killing terrorists and not just random beardy men with families. Wishing you a nice psychosis and absolutely no Vet-support when coming home! :)


THE CHEMIST FUN -


TAGS: march calendar 2010 chemistry the ferrous wheel iron will vitamin b b12 b2 b6 red matter clits
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by lesterinside

thatonechick - March 31, 2010, 10:29 am
I like the tags... xD Oh, and 5L


TEMPTATION -




TO ERR IS HUMAN - To arrgh is pirate !


TAGS: to err human arrgh pirate
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by Budog

holymoly - March 1, 2012, 1:59 pm
lol. nice take.


ERROR SYSTEM SHUTDOWN -


TAGS: error nerd geek system shutdown funny demotivational poster computer game
Rating: 4.02/5

More motifakes by Solgard

CaloNord - September 27, 2009, 1:19 pm
Hilarious XD
agdaniele - September 24, 2009, 8:09 pm
This one is priceless.
omnia - September 24, 2009, 9:56 am
is she kissing a boy or a girl? i can't tell the diffrence


404 ERROR - The requested page you are looking for can not be found




2005 - WHO'S THAT BITCH NEXT TO P.O.D.? - 2007 - Who are those guys next to Katy Perry?




white boy autopsy -


TAGS: wild cherry
Rating: 4.68/5

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Oldsod - August 3, 2014, 7:28 am
Coffee on keyboard...now, I have that stuck in my head. 5'd and faved!


MERRY CHRISTMAS - And a happy New Year to you and yours


TAGS: merry christmas happy new year
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by Budog

spacedog - December 24, 2013, 2:10 pm
I'm going to wish everyone a merry Christmas on this most excellent poster. (The one I submitted went to the grown-up side.) Have a great one everybody!


TETRIS -


TAGS: tetris error pile accomplish disappear
Rating: 4.94/5

More motifakes by Rick69

SteveFurlong - April 23, 2012, 10:17 pm
Very true and very demotivational. And very well phrased. If I could give this 6L I would, but you'll have to settle for 5.
OmegaReaper - April 23, 2012, 4:46 pm
Its d*** true... atleast in school xD 5L
Airman - April 23, 2012, 3:43 pm
Amsome.. well done
Rick69 - April 23, 2012, 3:27 pm
*Insert much humble gratitude here*... :)
5butjam - April 22, 2012, 7:07 pm
Nice one Rick... potential Hall of Famer this one!
TheSanityInspector - April 22, 2012, 9:33 am
Excellent!
Rick69 - April 22, 2012, 9:22 am
Hehe he... RL: Now with twice the power & half the brain... XD (Jk, jk... :D)
Reality Lord - April 22, 2012, 8:59 am

uh oh....there's two of me????
realitylord - April 22, 2012, 8:54 am
sweet. gaming as philosophy...love it 5L
Rick69 - April 22, 2012, 6:51 am
Thank you... Thank you very much... :)
Verdeckt - April 22, 2012, 1:16 am
5imply beautiful..


TERRORISTS - Every country has them, and they're always pretending to be patriots.


TAGS: terrorist
Rating: 4.12/5

More motifakes by crankyhead

Hinoron - December 4, 2015, 10:18 pm
5Ls for reminding us that there are white, christian religious extremists too.
Hinoron - December 4, 2015, 10:16 pm
Every terrorist sees a patriot and a hero in the mirror. Please keep that in mind, all you patriots and heroes.
TerrorAustralis - October 27, 2012, 7:20 am
repost this to politifake. 5L
Zealot - June 15, 2010, 8:12 am
Sheet monkeys Thousands of sheet monkeys


TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY -


TAGS: pirate error cat kitten sirstuffington
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by 5150monkeylove

ytrewq - May 6, 2014, 11:40 am
Kill zoophil!
lgvernon - September 20, 2013, 6:43 pm

Our shelter has a feral spay program so I'm going to pick up a live trap and see if I can catch her for spaying. I feel so bad about the kittens. I wonder what could have killed them. Seems to me that if it was infectious, mama would be dead too.
lgvernon - September 20, 2013, 6:41 pm

The other one was an orange tabby. Both had long tails. The white one disappeared right away. Yesterday I found the orange one dead in our garage. Haven't seen mama kitty in a week or more. She just showed up in the back garden.
lgvernon - September 20, 2013, 6:39 pm

We've had a feral manx cat on our place, off and on, for a couple of years. She showed up about 3 weeks ago with two kittens she was clearly weaning. One of them was really, really beautiful~~white with orange points and a tabby tail.
5150monkeylove - September 20, 2013, 3:40 pm
Sir Stuffington and two siblings survived a raccoon attack on their family. The other two kittens are ok. The shelter I work for is footing the bill for his care while he is in a foster home. His main injuries were a broken jaw and a lost eye.
lgvernon - September 19, 2013, 5:40 pm

I will have to go see!~
5150monkeylove - September 19, 2013, 4:19 pm
The kittens name is Sir Stuffington. He has his own facebook page even.
lgvernon - September 19, 2013, 12:36 pm

Don't be sweet-talkin' me, now. I gets all...twitchy.
5150monkeylove - September 19, 2013, 12:27 pm
I have been mostly on the Poster Evolution thread in the forums. I be near ye, yarr scurvy-ridden sea dog.
lgvernon - September 19, 2013, 12:21 pm

Was wonderin' where the Monkey be. On a sea trip, huh? 5Arrrs!~


FERRARI - A red car with a horse.




TERRORISM - everyone is being vigilant


TAGS: terror alerts
Rating: 4.71/5

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commihameha - August 26, 2011, 1:26 am
Scots: mess with them and they'll throw a tree at you. :D
GySgt1811 - June 4, 2011, 8:25 pm
Airman - the French! 1) Run, 2)Hide, 3) Surrender, and, 4) Collaborate.
440wakeup - May 25, 2011, 8:56 am
perfect example of the coalition of the willing
forseti - May 25, 2011, 3:06 am
ROFLMAO! The Scots rock!
house - May 24, 2011, 7:54 pm
Loved it, 5L. So true with the Aussies but even if the BBQ was cancelled we'd still just sit inside, drink beer and watch the footy
Greeny - May 24, 2011, 7:34 pm
5L - it would be 6L had it included Canada!


ferguson missouri -


TAGS: militarization police terrorism patriot act police state
Rating: 3.19/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

DebtToAmerica - August 4, 2015, 1:56 pm
the police need to avoid civillian deaths at all costs, before the ferguson situation inflames racial tensions to the point where it turns into a racially based genocidal civil war.
DebtToAmerica - August 4, 2015, 1:39 pm
excessive force and intimidation tactics provoke resistance, which provokes more excessive force and intimidation tactics, provoking more resistance, until the situation turns into full blown riots, civil uprising, and heavy-handed responses by police.
DebtToAmerica - August 4, 2015, 1:35 pm
kill an ant, notice how all the other ants become much more aggressive? "due process" exists for a reason, and its not just to protect the innocent, its to prevent backlash against law enforcement.
premiumgrade - February 25, 2015, 4:19 am
If crime wasn't happening, there would not be these pictures. Grow up.
ughomer - August 19, 2014, 9:39 am
"Hands up - don't shoot!"
EmilioDumphque - August 14, 2014, 1:16 am
Yeah! What he said!
Greybeard - August 13, 2014, 11:42 pm
At a loss for words. Absolutely awesome...


HELLO KITTY FERRARI - This has got to be photoshopped, but if it's not, I want to meet the person who commissioned it


TAGS: ferrari hello kitty this has got to be ph**oshopped but if it s not i want to meet the person who commissioned it
Rating: 2.44/5
Anon - March 12, 2009, 10:36 am
no, new mustangs are not nice....****ty chick cars.
Porcelina - October 20, 2008, 6:13 pm
Mustangs are niceee.
trenbo - October 20, 2008, 6:11 pm
Yet, still not as p**** as a mustang


YOU MIGHT BE A TERRORIST IF... - You own a $300 machine gun and a $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes




The Day The World Came To Town -




ITS TRUE! - All this money and power. I just have to except facts ....DAMMIT WE SUCK!!


TAGS: dallas jerry jones cowboys
Rating: 2.47/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 11, 2013, 1:34 am
This person looks familiar. Where have I seen his pompous puss before?
parkers0929 - October 11, 2012, 4:34 pm
Sure...but I'll bet he accepts many facts...except for any grammatical suggestions from you!


NEW YORK METS - Seriously. You are the worst team in the history of the world. Just give up already.


TAGS: baseball terrible douche
Rating: 2.47/5

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FuckMets&Yankees - September 30, 2008, 1:23 pm
how do u pick up an all star or 2 every off season and still suck so bad?


NO CLUE - On how to handle North Korea. Nor Iran, nor terrorism. Nor the economy.


TAGS: obama dumb democrats terrorism korea nuclear iran politics
Rating: 3.25/5

More motifakes by Paul Kondor Poduszlo

Chillax - December 18, 2009, 7:20 pm
Would you expect more from a community organizer with no exectutive experience and as a Senator missed 314 of 1300 roll call votes (24%)? Don't act shocked now.
Agent K - August 5, 2009, 5:20 pm
i think my roommate said it best it's like taking a janitor in a company and promoting him straight to CEO.
Mikeipee - August 5, 2009, 5:19 pm
I agree. But his wife is h**.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - July 2, 2009, 10:15 pm
Very well said WTFO.
WTFO - June 17, 2009, 8:15 pm
needed to be removed and I'd rather my generation take care of it than pass it off to my kids when Saddam became a stronger threat. You whine about 1B spent to remove a dangerous dictator but are quite on 787B spent on govt waste. Your positions are sad.
WTFO - June 17, 2009, 8:13 pm
he claim on being "right" to not go is a fallacy. Since he did not have the national intel that the POTUS and Congress used to a**ess the situation. He was also wrong about the surge that gained so much ground in that war. Saddam and his psycho sons
WTFO - June 17, 2009, 8:11 pm
Game, Bush showed strength to countries that believe talk is weakness. Also, did you really think Iran was going to have a fair election. Not to mention that the "moderate" candidate in that election still wants to wipe Israel off the map. As for Iraq,
TheSarge - June 15, 2009, 2:16 pm
As opposed to the trillions this knucklehead is going to cost us.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - June 12, 2009, 9:57 am
What "Bush did that was better" was get Kim Jong Ill to back down. But now Ill is pushing around Obama like a rag doll. And yes it would be smarter to see who wins the Iranian election; but do you think Obama WOULD know what do to anyway?
The Game - June 12, 2009, 8:40 am
North Korea has been around for the last 8 years, what did Bush do that was better? Iran has an election this month that could oust Ahmadinejad, its smarter to see who would be president first Yet he was right about Iraq, which cost about $1,000,000,000


DRONES -


TAGS: war terror 12 remote planes
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by Ism

Ism - May 1, 2013, 4:20 am
Check out this Poster http://www.demotivationalposters.net/drones-drones-nsa-papa-johns-demotivational-posters-164550.html
acegik - May 1, 2013, 3:16 am
The war on terror will soon begin at home - we will all soon see these things in cities all across America (FAA says there will be 10,000 law enforcement drones flying over America by 2020, despite fears over privacy violation). I feel safer already-NOT!!


RACISM AROUND THE WORLD -


TAGS: radical islam terrorists racism
Rating: 4.69/5

More motifakes by MilDoc

WTFO - April 24, 2011, 10:09 pm
Anybody else notice that the three firearms are being held by children?
Master - April 24, 2011, 4:29 pm
Even GOD cannot make anyone love Ka-Daffy!


NOT FUNNY ENOUGH - Show me the funny!


TAGS: jerry maguire tom cruise moderators
Rating: 3.44/5

More motifakes by CoolioIndeed

R.S.Jake - April 14, 2010, 10:34 am
Nice! I lol'd. 5 for you!
CoolioIndeed - April 14, 2010, 10:22 am
Ha, I figured people would either love it or hate it but I saw it as a no brainer =D
GreyScorpion - April 14, 2010, 9:11 am
you're all over it like gravy on bisquits. 5L
Cyrenius - April 14, 2010, 8:08 am
This is great 5l


ABOVE - IS THE REAL WINNER OF THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE!


TAGS: to all military personnel merry christmas
Rating: 4.18/5

More motifakes by Houseplant

Tomkat53 - December 15, 2009, 1:35 pm
Found it...just google "Sgt. John Gebhardt"
Tomkat53 - December 15, 2009, 1:29 pm
There is a great story behind this pic, but I can't remember the details (names, etc). Does anyone have a link?
Faceplant31 - December 14, 2009, 12:32 pm
Awesome, d*** them shakes. Sounds like an Irish man's breakfast is needed (large bottle of water and some Tylenol)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 12:23 pm
Comments are valid....the shakes just make me hit the b***on twice...or more.
Faceplant31 - December 14, 2009, 12:20 pm
Hungover ranting??
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 12:16 pm
double posts...It happened to me, It can happen to you.....wear a condom.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 12:13 pm
But you'll never hear a crack aboot Mohamed....cuz I don't want to get sh** in the chest!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 12:11 pm
My position hasn’t been occulted,It can never be more overstated My intelligence has been insulted,So my tongue lashes out in defense Anything that is your holy or sacred,I’m gonna desecrate and use in jest,
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 12:08 pm
Once again, the US military takes p*** jokes off the table...well played, Well played.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 12:06 pm
Once again, the US military takes p*** jokes off the table...well played, Well played.
Faceplant31 - December 14, 2009, 11:53 am
Agreed! I saw this last week and didn't know what to do with it. Good work 5L


CLOWNS IN THE DARK -


TAGS: clowns terror dark
Rating: 3.61/5

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mrbombastic - September 18, 2009, 8:01 am
The big red wig gives me a good place to start a fire to burn his still-twitching corpse after I slit his throat from ear to ear. Now, I ask, who's the more screwed up one now? >8]
me - May 26, 2009, 9:43 am
I agree


CHRISTMAS GREETINGS -


TAGS: merry christmas to all and to all a good night
Rating: 4.15/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

agdaniele - December 26, 2009, 12:28 am
Take care, Canada
GreyScorpion - December 26, 2009, 12:27 am
been to Winnipig. got pickled in a pickle factory there.
CANADA - December 26, 2009, 12:25 am
merry christmas. see ya guys later
CANADA - December 26, 2009, 12:23 am
i go to the u of m in manitoba. its in winnipeg
GreyScorpion - December 26, 2009, 12:20 am
MN
GreyScorpion - December 26, 2009, 12:19 am
and Random, when did you go for mickeys sister? noonish?
CANADA - December 26, 2009, 12:18 am
like manitoba? or some other u of m
CANADA - December 26, 2009, 12:17 am
nothing but trees and great fishing out here! gota love outdoor sports to stay sane out here. no beer, no TV make CANADA go crazy!
MrRandom - December 26, 2009, 12:17 am
So the first thing I took out of my stocking from my parents this morning was a mickey of White Tequila. I love my parents.
GreyScorpion - December 26, 2009, 12:16 am
@CANADA I went to the U of M too
agdaniele - December 26, 2009, 12:16 am
LOL
CANADA - December 26, 2009, 12:15 am
LMAO!
MrRandom - December 26, 2009, 12:15 am
Crank based would be my guess.
agdaniele - December 26, 2009, 12:14 am
Steam-powered modem?
GreyScorpion - December 26, 2009, 12:14 am
hey, you have the International Gardens, and Minot
agdaniele - December 26, 2009, 12:13 am
Go easy on Random... he's a menschy guy!
CANADA - December 26, 2009, 12:13 am
no, east. almost on the ontario border
CANADA - December 26, 2009, 12:12 am
LMAO! i went home for the holidays. my parrent life to far out of town to get high speed
MrRandom - December 26, 2009, 12:12 am
Probably not Regina, probably just moved a tiny bit westward. Not like theres much in Manitoba besides Winnipeg.
agdaniele - December 26, 2009, 12:11 am
LMFAO!!!! You didn't tell me that you moved to Regina!
GreyScorpion - December 26, 2009, 12:10 am
Random..Merry Christmas1...suck this(.)(.)
MrRandom - December 26, 2009, 12:09 am
Suck up.
GreyScorpion - December 26, 2009, 12:08 am
like I said, how do you choose that?..Mr M was a clear winner ;)
CANADA - December 26, 2009, 12:07 am
great poster aggy! it only took me 5 minutes to load it on dial up!
agdaniele - December 26, 2009, 12:05 am
Yeah, I got it! LOL I cringed at the thought of that "of the year" stuff... I was concerned it'd create discord.
GreyScorpion - December 26, 2009, 12:03 am
got that joke did ya?..guess you saw my choice for Mod of the year too :)
GreyScorpion - December 25, 2009, 12:11 pm
Mary Christmas, Aggy
R.S.Jake - December 25, 2009, 10:47 am
Merry Christmas everyone! 5 wreaths!
Cubbybear - December 25, 2009, 2:22 am
Merry Christmas agdaniele,5/5
spacedog - December 25, 2009, 12:42 am
Very nice, agdaniele. 5 merry hohos.
MrRandom - December 25, 2009, 12:41 am
Four beers is probably putting it lightly


CHUCK NORRIS - Killed Osama Bin Laden


TAGS: chuck norris killed osama terrorist
Rating: 1.88/5

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Sean - May 4, 2011, 5:03 pm
This poster is an insult to the heroes who did the deed. And anyone who can act their way outta a wet paper bag.


404 ERROR -


TAGS: 404 error
Rating: 5/5

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M0rd3kaI - November 30, 2014, 5:38 pm
Geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeezus... I can't even remember making that calendar... 5L
spacedog - July 2, 2012, 11:06 pm
M0rd's calender topic for July 2nd was 404 error.
spacedog - July 2, 2012, 11:01 pm
Admiral Akbar, I presume?
Hawamleh - July 2, 2012, 9:30 pm
I don't get it... I feel stupid.
- July 2, 2012, 2:12 pm
It's a trap !
gas - July 2, 2012, 1:43 pm
hahaha!
spacedog - July 2, 2012, 12:02 pm
Ha! Glad to help out my friend. :D
Airman - July 2, 2012, 11:29 am
gee, thanks Space. I love to hear other people's problems
Greeny - July 2, 2012, 7:04 am
lol!


US AIR FORCE - Bullets? Who needs bullets?


TAGS: us air force bullets war terrorism
Rating: 3.87/5

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Underthetable - September 28, 2011, 12:55 pm
Yeah I'm hearing it
hangmanheadphones - October 6, 2010, 2:41 am
I think I need this for a few people in my area.
Anon - October 10, 2009, 6:34 pm
Anyone else hearing the Sonic 1 boss music?


1972 MUNICH OLYMPICS -


TAGS: terrorism munich
Rating: 3.41/5

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GreyScorpion - March 24, 2010, 4:33 pm
JLBachs, we don't make political statements over here on the funny site anymore, there's the door to Politifale.com if you'd like to continue your discussion. Thanks!
JLBachs - March 24, 2010, 4:17 pm
A few nukes back then would have saved us 40 years of Arab bull$hit. Will we ever learn.
Airman - September 9, 2009, 4:17 pm
YaMam.. this was made quite some time ago, in response to the new administration wanting to change "Terrorism" to "man made disaster".. political bull****. It was poking fun at the politically correct crap.
yamam - September 9, 2009, 3:03 pm
Also, dont be so obsessed with terrorism all the time, it gets a little wearisome
yamam - September 9, 2009, 3:02 pm
Its still a disaster retard! something can be both a disaster AND terrorism.


404 ERRORS - A rare sight on Motifake.com




ERROR - Excessive cuteness causing system to fail




SLOW DOWN -


TAGS: ferris bueller life
Rating: 4.69/5

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NickDahlmier - January 22, 2017, 5:18 am
Chik, chik-achik-aaah!
Sean - October 18, 2011, 2:02 pm
Time for a new phone.
Krissie - October 18, 2011, 11:44 am
Top pic-dad looks like Red from That 70's Show! :P


OVERCOMPENSATING? - For some reason, I don't think he's overcompensating.


TAGS: peter north ferrari
Rating: 2.8/5

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MissRed - May 25, 2010, 10:56 am
It's okay...Your in the barrel tonight though...
GreyScorpion - May 25, 2010, 10:26 am
yeah, I know who that is, I'm bad, I'm naughty, I've, I've, I've, seen p***. She made me watch it! There I said it. Happy now?
MissRed - May 25, 2010, 10:15 am
That's abit sad that you know who that is...
GreyScorpion - May 25, 2010, 10:01 am
that car is the trophy for the AVN Plumbers award for laying the most pipe in 24 hours, it's Peter North
Viper - May 24, 2010, 11:50 pm
still a guy le douche


SORRY, AMHED - We ran out of virgins




I KNEW IT! - He's Still Alive




BERT AND OSAMA - We're pretty much dead now. Just admit it.


TAGS: bert osama bin laden terrorist middle east funny humor
Rating: 3.18/5

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Chopperliscious - October 23, 2009, 10:29 pm
Me likes!
Bartimaeus - October 23, 2009, 9:48 pm
lol They could have been seperated at birth! Practically twins!


EPIC FAIL - When this happens in reality there is no salvation.




CRUISIN AND PLAYIN THE RADIO -


TAGS: chuck berry mussolini hitler
Rating: 4.94/5

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NickDahlmier - May 29, 2016, 4:09 pm
Hitler:"Did zou ZEE ME un ze Tee-Vee ze udder day?" Mussolini: "Whata za Tee-a Vee?:
Derek - December 28, 2010, 3:25 am
When you're at the top, there's only one way to go.


THAT'S WHY - You can not give money to a woman.




CHUCK NORRIS - And some people are afraid of global warming and terrorists...




ABE FROMAN - The Sausage King of Chicago.




TERRORISM - Their weaponry gets more advanced every day.




ISN'T IT FUNNY.... -


TAGS: kids cute military nobombs notterrorists
Rating: 4.44/5

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greenejc - June 5, 2013, 10:11 am
Japan actually started it by invading Korea in 1910 and China in the '30s. We antagonized them by not selling them war materials such as steel, not by being politically mean to them. They sh** our scrap metal back at us.
Hawamleh - June 28, 2011, 3:31 pm
We just want our homes man.
monkbiker - June 28, 2011, 8:45 am
We didn't start anything with the muslims. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/First_Barbary_War
Peso - June 28, 2011, 7:08 am
Now that's a first for me. Are you implying that we did something to provoke Japan into attacking Pearl Harbor???
RonE - June 28, 2011, 3:49 am
Not to stir the puddin' or anything but just because we don't start it by physically throwing the first punch doesn't mean the US did not start it. History shows us that we start a lot of this political decisions. Japan in WWII is an excellent example.
WTFO - June 28, 2011, 1:51 am
We don't start it, RL. With the possible exception of Libya.
Reality Lord - June 27, 2011, 7:26 pm

...or have to deal with invading forces :)


RETROSPECT -


TAGS: yogi berra future past vision
Rating: 4.83/5

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assgard - March 19, 2012, 8:36 am
This sucks. I hope that you die, you piece of s**t!


ALL THAT'S LEFT - To Do Is ...SMILE...SMILE...SMILE...




HAMAS - Keep having parades. It's maximizes the use of Israeli bombs.


TAGS: terrorists israel hamas palastine ass funny military muslim
Rating: 3.36/5

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WTFO - December 1, 2009, 7:23 pm
I agree, if they would find the joy bacon can bring they'd be a less angry crowd.
Zed - December 1, 2009, 7:06 pm
More bacon, less hummus.
stenusmc - December 1, 2009, 7:03 pm
Hamas needs to eat more bacon.
KDP3 - September 16, 2009, 2:14 am
What happen to the homes of the Fatah members that where executed by Hamas? Just wondering
ILB - September 16, 2009, 2:09 am
I dunno, believe it or not, some of your thoughts are valid, I just wish you were a little, a tad bit, open minded. Oh, and i troll your posts, and others, hoping to find common ground, again, believe it or not.
ILB - September 16, 2009, 2:07 am
Yes, and so have the Palestinians. Yet Israel says, Lets make Peace and then kicks out 500 families from homes theyve lived in for the last 50 years, throwing them and their belongings into the street to move in Jewish families. Look, listen, learn.
WTFO - September 16, 2009, 2:03 am
BTW, what is your method for trolling all my posters? Are you trying to comment on all of them or have you found favorites? Have you found my early stuff listed as MADMSG, yet? Just wondering.
WTFO - September 16, 2009, 2:01 am
I disagree. Israel has attempted to create peace multiple times and upheld cease-fires until attacked. They retaliate to terrorist attacks. They also attempt to minimize innocent casualties but it's hard when the terrorists hide among women and children.
ILB - September 16, 2009, 1:58 am
Israel is just as big of a terrorist organization as Hamas. Im not anti-semetic at all, but both sides are equally guilty in this fight.
agdaniele - June 22, 2009, 7:38 pm
When did it become bad to be a member of United Fence Builder's - Local 765?
Titus Pullo - June 22, 2009, 7:23 pm
Hands down a 5.
WTFO - March 29, 2009, 12:36 am
It's the thought that counts.
ThePirate - March 29, 2009, 12:35 am
5... tried to give it another 5.. denied


THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE - Should be given to the Nuclear Bomb 78 million people killed in Wars from 1900 - 1945. NO world wars since


TAGS: nukes are a deterrent
Rating: 3.29/5

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SamV - October 23, 2009, 12:03 pm
Whether you are being sarcastic , which i know you arent, or for real you failed at this one airman
LogicDude - October 15, 2009, 7:48 am
As long as there's no hair in my bacon Haar. Ew.
Haarakkon - October 15, 2009, 5:08 am
Splitting hairs and dicing numbers. "No World Wars" - that's true, insofar as it goes. There wasn't an active WW in 1900, either, so the head count should start at 1914.
Nitekreeper - October 15, 2009, 4:29 am
You're forgetting the Vietnam war and the wars in the middle east, of course. Did you even think before you posted this.
Haarakkon - October 15, 2009, 2:09 am
Excepting for, of course, those religious folks who refuse to eat pork. So what, about half the earth's population?
Sean - October 15, 2009, 1:56 am
carried on a cozy ten minutes or more after everyone involved figured out that there was more than enough bacon to go around?
Sean - October 15, 2009, 1:54 am
You guys are all retarded. F*uc*k the bomb. You only ever used it to kill civilians anyway. Give the Nobel Peace Prize to bacon! No war has ever been fought by, over, or otherwise because of ... bacon! But name even one war that would have been ...
LURCH - October 15, 2009, 1:13 am
WTFO I was simply stating the case openly in an arena that would remain unconvinced if Obama himself admitted failure. though ineffective, it feels AMSOME to let go of the ire I really feel towards this charletain in a borrowed suit of feelgoodism. sorry
klikklak - October 14, 2009, 2:24 am
Yet.
WTFO - October 14, 2009, 12:55 am
While there are some valid points in that rant, I prefer a more civil tone based on his actions and policies. I try to avoid the personal attacks since none of us know him on a personal level. Do as you like Lurch, but calmly stating facts is stonger, IMO
LURCH - October 14, 2009, 12:50 am
Of course the world loves him, he has singlehadedly weakened the only superpower and rendered the dollar unstable. He has agreed that America is the evil that the world must defeat and a socialist love fest will ensue right after the world comes together!
LURCH - October 14, 2009, 12:47 am
OBAMA SUCKS BALLS AS A POTUS, SENATOR, AND PERSON complete epic fail! forget debate, Unless you embrace the demise of the constitution and the USA, He is the ultimate FAIL! Screw him and the liberal pussies that voted him into office, hope you are happy
WTFO - October 14, 2009, 12:26 am
troops and the POTUS had to consider it for a few weeks, while he went to lobby the Olympics board for Chicago and his wife. Soldiers are dying, but the Olympics are more important to him. That is a disgrace from the Commander in Chief, period. v/r,
WTFO - October 14, 2009, 12:25 am
What I am stating is that he sent a message to Iraq that we were gone when he got in and that contributed to losing some of the gains under the surge. Also, he appointed his Afghan General and has only met with him ONCE. That Gen asked for additional
Sean - October 14, 2009, 12:20 am
"Not doing as well anymore though" -- uhmm are you suggesting that Obabma has cut spending on your two wars? And that THAT is the reason you are not doing as well?
WTFO - October 14, 2009, 12:15 am
It's funny that there has been massive spending to increase the size of our govt over the past 9 months with the notable exception of the 15% cut in the Dept of Defense's budget. Hmm, strange we still are in 2 wars right? Not doing as well any more though
Sean - October 14, 2009, 12:08 am
Shame. Your economy could use a good world war right aboot now. *snickers*
WTFO - October 14, 2009, 12:06 am
Hell yeah, Amn!
Player_Meyer - October 13, 2009, 4:53 am
The first Nuclear bomb was only tested on the 16th of July in 1945... but yeah it is a buzzkill for world wars
Derek - October 12, 2009, 6:41 pm
Perfectly true, but just keeping people comfortable would account for it too.


Tactical Error -




REALITY HAS ENCOUNTERED A PROBLEM - Send Error Report ?




AWKWARDNESS -


TAGS: awkward stalker errrr car pzy
Rating: 4.49/5

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Feralpumpkin - February 8, 2011, 5:03 am
I just respond "I know. It's cool though. I only hide in your bushes. Mark from accounting is the one who keeps stealing your lint. What a creep right?" Problem solved. Then I ask if I can borrow some of her hair and she's all like "gotta move" wtf.


ORDER A PIZZA - Something Drone pilots can do in between killing terrorists.




A MAJOR AWARD - Should look great next to all those participation ribbons




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TAGS: 9 11 truther america terrorism
Rating: 2.22/5


FERRARY - They looks fanthastic in grey


TAGS: ferrari porsche aston cars
Rating: 2.14/5

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Kevsha - May 1, 2009, 4:02 pm
you are a dumbass, Ford was a majority share holder, they were not made by Ford. Also at the time of your posting Ford had sold off most of thier shares and now has even less to do with it than before. ford is also #1 in Quality... f*** you
know_it_all - April 20, 2009, 2:56 pm
aston martin sucks, it's made by ford
joeydog - July 30, 2008, 5:32 pm
yep, that's an Aston Martin alright, and Ferrari is spelled with an I by the way :)
Suckit - July 18, 2008, 5:44 pm
WTF did GB say? Sense makes it none.
GB - June 21, 2008, 4:17 pm
FAIL! All those who correct like pretending to teach people what car is in the picture...
Barbrady - June 21, 2008, 3:16 pm
This is a Aston Martin you nut -.-


KILLER BUNNIES - The most horrifying things in life come from the most unlikely sources. To fear what was considered safe is true terror.


TAGS: killer bunnies fear terror
Rating: 4.75/5

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Sh8kes - October 16, 2012, 11:19 pm
bet that would keep the kids off "Dad's Chair"


SURVIVAL -


TAGS: life dream strange terrible world
Rating: 4.74/5

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GaryO - August 3, 2012, 7:30 pm
Nice pic, nice caption, solid 5L. Cheers, space


WHIRLED PEACE -


TAGS: john lennon ben and jerry s world peace
Rating: 4.72/5

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5150monkeylove - September 3, 2010, 2:28 am
sweet nuts, or the sour ones? 5l
krazzeeman - August 20, 2010, 6:12 pm
funny!
fascistfrenchman - August 12, 2010, 3:46 pm
Isn't it the truth :P
Faceplant31 - August 12, 2010, 12:00 pm
5L RL!
culos - August 12, 2010, 8:42 am
LOL @ Grey
GreyScorpion - August 12, 2010, 8:40 am
hehehe, he said "taint"...5L
spacedog - August 11, 2010, 11:33 pm
Great. 5L
Feasibly - August 11, 2010, 10:36 pm
Nice one RL. Makes me wanna make a trip to the freezer.
Cubbybear - August 11, 2010, 10:25 pm
Oh so delicious! Do they still make Cherry Garcia...I could eat a pint
agdaniele - August 11, 2010, 10:19 pm
Well played!


MOVING THE FILES - Would it KILL you to wait patiently for 127 years?


TAGS: windows error fail download
Rating: 4.62/5

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7053 - July 7, 2011, 5:32 am
Yeah,waiting for 15 minutes simply suffers more than waiting for 1 hour..Thankfully it's just copying..how about downloading?
Dimytri - July 6, 2011, 1:09 pm
46,368 days I can handle, but that last five hours is simply too long to wait.
7053 - July 6, 2011, 7:43 am
It kills,lol.
THEBRAT - July 6, 2011, 7:07 am
Get some Ram upgrade or clean your hard drive.....lol Good one...


THANKS -


TAGS: merry christmas
Rating: 4.43/5

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spacedog - January 4, 2010, 12:08 am
You're THE MAN! Heh, I tried making this one about cuddling up to a nice warm pus...er..cat, but it is a very sweet pic, so I couldn't do it.
MrRandom - January 4, 2010, 12:01 am
Its still such a cute pic. And yes, I am still a man.
spacedog - January 3, 2010, 11:59 pm
BTW, thanks to MrRandom for the pic from the poster fodder forum thread.
R.S.Jake - December 28, 2009, 10:57 am
Awwwweeeee. That was nice of you LD


TERRORIST OF WALMART -


TAGS: bin laden walmart terrorist
Rating: 3.8/5

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rerun - February 19, 2010, 4:04 pm

should have shopped the name tag..O-Sam A


CLOWNS -




CHURCHES - Tapping into modern culture, everyday.


TAGS: church morals katy perry lesbian
Rating: 3.38/5

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ZippoBibrok - March 30, 2010, 3:35 pm
@Paul: That's a mistranslation. The original wording, "Hades", means "Land of the Dead", not "Hell"
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 20, 2009, 12:17 am
This must be in reference to Jesus and Mary Magdalene, and Jesus' temporary descent into Hell after his crucifixion.
Lena - August 19, 2009, 10:26 pm
God isn't THAT evil. haha


A FIRE IN THE SKY -




AND YOU NEVER FORGET IT -


TAGS: terror king
Rating: 4.78/5

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CloudchaserS - August 15, 2012, 5:26 am
IRL, I actually am good at moving around silently when I want to
Airman - August 14, 2012, 6:49 pm
you crossed my mind when I hit submit
Sho - August 14, 2012, 5:43 pm
Oh I like thi5
CloudchaserS - August 14, 2012, 10:49 am
One of the advantages of being a ninja is that you have the ability to mess with people like that.


MERRY CHRISTMAS - everyone!


TAGS: x mas santa sad burn fire christ merry
Rating: 4.16/5

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CANADA - December 3, 2009, 7:08 pm
because it was hollow it probably burn in like 10 minutes
Produceman117 - December 3, 2009, 6:00 pm
I saw like zero fire trucks and zero streams of water to put out the fire. 5 b/c it's hilarious.
spacedog - December 3, 2009, 12:27 pm
Wow! The tour started out a bit slow, but what a finish! 5Ls
rerun - December 3, 2009, 11:51 am

Guess it is a good thing I am Jewish.
GreyScorpion - December 3, 2009, 11:49 am
Yep, Merry F@cking Christmas
rerun - December 3, 2009, 11:46 am

santa is dead?


DRONE-ON...DRONE OFF - Canada introduces latest technology supporting Troops in Kabul




FATAL ERROR - Please contact technical support quoting error no. 1A4-2546512430E.




POWERTHIRST - It's energy for men! MENERGY!!!


TAGS: power thirst powerthirst kenyans menergy shocklate meth crystal meth rocket can rocketcan rawberry snake eyes anna kournikova
Rating: 2.16/5

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GoForthAndDie - November 9, 2008, 5:23 pm
He's just a sucker with no self-esteem/Oh wayo, yeah, yeah
Tony-USAF - September 24, 2008, 4:47 pm
Mother Nature will be like "sloooow doooown" and you'll be like, "fu*k you!" and kick her in the face with your ENERGY LEGS!
Arpaleggia - September 13, 2008, 5:45 pm
Lmao! Menergy!


PHOTOGRAPHY FAIL -


TAGS: ph**ography fail ak 47 terrorism
Rating: 1.41/5

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Helldeath - October 27, 2008, 8:35 am
what?? for the Ak-74??? where can I get this?
I > U - September 22, 2008, 10:43 am
I like this new model, I've heard it shoots automaticly when you smile.


KIDS PLAYING DRESS-UP... -


TAGS: terrorists bombbelt costume
Rating: 4.87/5

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forseti - May 17, 2011, 3:53 am
You didn't get anything I guess...
JohhnyMac - May 16, 2011, 10:27 pm
Someone should LET him play with matches..him & ALL of his little friends....
MPsniper - May 16, 2011, 5:08 pm
thanks 8-)
Reality Lord - May 16, 2011, 1:30 pm

...OUCH
Faceplant31 - May 16, 2011, 12:35 pm
Now thats f_cking funny
forseti - May 16, 2011, 3:22 am
ROFL!


LATINO HEAT STILL BURNS STRONG - Viva La Raza RIP: Eddie Guerrero 1967-2005




a single candle -


TAGS: cirillo ottawa terrorist attack hero
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - November 6, 2014, 12:17 am
A terrible loss that reminds all Canadians...we stand together for those that fell alone.
tellitlikeitis - October 25, 2014, 4:51 pm
His family would love this one:)


Brothel -


TAGS: isis brothel sheep beastiality terrorist
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - February 23, 2015, 9:04 pm
Thank you kindly :))
Reality Lord - February 23, 2015, 8:53 pm

infinitely better than mine. this is flawless as a demot. best i've seen in awhile. quick and clean.
JesusWept - February 23, 2015, 7:07 am
Thanks! You inspired me with that *** slave-poster ;)
Reality Lord - February 23, 2015, 6:45 am

ABSOLUTELY.FARGIN.PERFECT


CHRISTMAS CHEER -


TAGS: seahorses merry christmas
Rating: 4.87/5

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agdaniele - December 23, 2010, 9:54 pm
Nailed it.
GreyScorpion - December 23, 2010, 8:58 am
hehehe, he said "ebullience" 5L
Feasibly - December 23, 2010, 12:56 am
You should've at least clipped her toe nails for her, Sean....jeeez!


FLIPPY DOG -


TAGS: merry christmas
Rating: 4.84/5

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pzykosiz - December 19, 2010, 12:27 am
and i fart back at you. 5l's


CATTITUDE -




THE PEN IS MIGHTIER THAN THE SWORD -


TAGS: pen sword terry pratchett discworld
Rating: 4.61/5

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Chrysophase2003 - April 14, 2012, 9:28 am
Terry Pratchett FTW! The man is the greatest literary genius of our age.
gas - January 22, 2012, 11:08 pm
too bad it's not mine.. :p
mariand - January 22, 2012, 5:16 am
clever one...


NATURE -


TAGS: nature crab thing terrifying
Rating: 4.31/5

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Nand - August 17, 2010, 10:08 pm
I f***ing love sea scorpions.
Iconoclast - August 13, 2010, 9:34 am
Wow! Grab the steamer and the melted b***er .........


HIDDEN REBEL BASE -


TAGS: star wars darth vader interrogation
Rating: 4.31/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - February 18, 2014, 12:06 pm
Does anyone else realize that the Jedi are the bad guys. at what they did, they're order betrays it's own members for not following all the rules, being human, forbids love, steals the live of children. I would so join the Sith / Dark Jedi.
nicholsjoshua15 - February 18, 2014, 12:06 pm
Does anyone else realize that the Jedi are the bad guys. at what they did, they're order betrays it's own members for not following all the rules, being human, forbids love, steals the live of children. I would so join the Sith / Dark Jedi.
maoworks2 - December 30, 2012, 2:09 pm
Gotta LOve Vadar !


LICKABLE GLASS - It tastes of Snozberries




EXPERIENCE - Runs an expensive school But fools will learn in no other.




EXTRATERRESTRIAL LIFE - The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.




IDEALISM - Idealism is fine, but as it approaches reality, the costs become prohibitive. --William F. Buckley Jr.




"AIR ASSAULT!!" - Either I'm getting "older" or the recruits are getting "YOUNGER!"


TAGS: 32nd brigade red arrow army national guard airassault airborne terrorist afghanistan iraq
Rating: 2.58/5

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Bartimaeus - September 26, 2009, 12:26 pm
That's a great one, man, and a good strategy...5/5


BEYOND BIRTHDAY -




STANDING FOREVER - will be the American spirit.




More Cowbell -




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